womankind

Hey ladies, watcha think? Is this true? Naahhh! It's just that women are beautiful!

A guide to Women
by a gentleman

Women, by nature, are evil. It is only when we understand this simple concept that men can ever hope to understand women.
Hopefully, with these guidelines, men will have a better understanding of the mysterious ways of womankind. The first thing one must remember about a woman is that she knows everything. This is without exception. To go as far as say that a woman knows what you are thinking is not unrealistic. If, at any point of time, you are unsure of what you are thinking, one of the best ways to find out is to ask the nearest woman.

Happiness is a good thing in a woman. If a woman is not happy, all hell breaks loose. In order to help a woman keep a state of happiness, one should buy her gifts for various reasons. These reasons include the one-month anniversary, the one-year anniversary, Presidents Day, and any day whose date is a multiple of one. These gifts could be in the conventional form of flowers and candy, or for greater happiness, cars and real estate.

Often, when a woman says something, it is not what she means. But, other times, she says exactly what she means. It is only possible to distinguish these two cases if you are a woman. Since women already know the nature of women, this is of no use to them. For men, we can only hope to distinguish the difference, for a mistake in judgement can result in death.

Women have a very delicate nature. It is virtually impossible to keep one happy all of the time. It is totally impossible to know what one is thinking or feeling. And it is also impossible for us men, knowing how evil they are, not to love them. Women. You can't live with 'em. And, you can't live with 'em.

Got this article from here.

Warm...

PhotoHunt's theme this saturday: WARM

The sun is so hot and warm up in the mountains...
(Murok, over-looking Zamboanga City)

...and down to the sea...
(Bolong beach, Zamboanga City)

the date of the first pic was not adjusted, sorry!

Fetus in Fetu

Warning: This is weird and extraordinary.

Have you ever heard of Fetus in Fetu? This was the condition of a man in India who looks 9-month old pregnant. The people in their village made fun of him, telling him he looks pregnant. One day of May 1999, he was rushed to the hospital because his stomach is so swollen and he could hardly breath. The doctors think he has a giant tumor and decides to operate him immediately. When they cut him open, they were horrified by what they find inside!

It was the body of the man's twin brother. A half-formed baby that has lain inside him for for 36 long years, as a parasite! The fetus were well developed, it had fingers and quite long nails. It is a baby boy growing inside his body, apparently it was his twin brother growing inside him as a parasite, feeding him off. The man in India has a condition called Fetus in Fetu when one fetus envelops and absorbs its twin inside the womb. This condition occurs in 1 in 500,000 deliveries.

Here in the Philippines, a two month old baby in Baguio City was also diagnose with Fetus in Fetu in 2007.

Oh this is really odd! The pictures of the man from India looks really weird, more the fetus inside his body! I choose not to upload it here..hehe! If you want to see it with your own eyes, click here. (^_^)

mah GF's!

The past few days had been mellow and tiring and boring for me, lol! I feel lazy so didn't do anything here and there. But yesterday was really fruitful and fun. We went preaching at the morning after which JM and I had lunch together with papang.

Anyways, after the lafang time JM and me went online, view pictures and made kimis...hehe! In short, we're soo occupied doing these crap, lolz!

gayz, privilege nyo toh... exfosure nani! bLeh!!!

nytnyt!

I feel bad not being able to update this blog. I really like to, in fact it's been two hours of thinking what am I to write here. Since I can't think of anything, let me just say g00d night! I feel so tired and lazy. We've had a great day at the convention but the sun was so cruel which made me so exhausted and sleepy. Ohh, should be sleeping right now. Tomorrow would be the convention's second day so will have to prepare and everything.
Good night folks, see ya! (*_*) Zzzzzzz!

Know that song?

Recognize what song? Some popular song from the past? Yes, songs from the very distant past, possibly the oldest songs ever heard on earth. What are they? Birds0ngs!

Many people identify birds by their colors, their design, their flight pattern, and their nesting habits. But have you ever listened carefully in order to identify birds by their songs? This is quite easy with some birds, since they do not have much variety in their calls. For example, the mischievous crow. Although one of the most intelligent of birds, its raucous "caw,caw" identifies it immediately. Rooks are also noted for their noisy cawing presence. Another bird, whose woeful call can drive you crazy at night, is the whippoorwill. Its name echoes its call, which seems to go on endlessly, especially when you want to sleep.

There are so many kinds of birds in different parts of the world, by their songs, can you name a few? As for me, well I think should have that clock that mark each hour with the song of different bird. At least would learn 12 birdsongs pretty quickly! (^_^)

A-Z tag...

...the second time around! I think I've already did this tag in my other blog a month ago, but Ms. Anne is so nice to remember me so I'm posting it again. (^_^) Thank you poh!!! Hmmm... let's see if I've changed... lolz!

Here it goes..

A- Attached or Single? - SINGLE...parin! (palakpakan!)
B- Best Friend? - Muy-Muy
C- Cake or pie? - CAKE!!! forever and ever..
D- Day of choice? - Saturday
E- Essential item? - facial wipes
F- Favorite Color? - black & brown
G- Gummy Bears or Worms? - whatever..hehe!
H- Hometown? - "Asia's Latin City a.k.a "city of bombers! hihi..
I- Indulgence? - f00d! and massage.. :D
J- June or July? - July
K- Kids? - noisy!
L- Life is not complete w/o - what I have now, nakz!
M- Marriage date? - n0sebleed!
N- Number of magazine subscriptions - no subscriptions
O- Orange or apple? - banana... diet eh! hehe..
P- Phobias? - frogs, water
Q- Quotes? - "watch out! I'm gonna be a star!"
R- Reason to smile? - the beauty of life..wiNkz!
S- Season of choice? - fall! haha... ambisyosa!
T- Tag people - Gangix, Dolly, Vetriz, and ms. Pam
U- Unknown fact about me - i really don't like fLowers! hehe..
V- Vegetable? - love it!!!
W- Worst habit? - uh! many.. O.C eh!
X- Xray or ultrasound? - xRAy
Y- Your favorite foods? - seafood and desserts...yum!
Z- Zodiac sign - cancer

tagam!

Yesterday I was feeling perfectly fine. I thought, duh! I miss feeling sick. I wanna rest, sleep and sleep and sleep. I want to have that dose of medicine and the hot chicken soup that mama makes. Runny-nose, sneeze to death and just hide behind my blanket. Yeah! I'm weird. And for that, my wish was granted!

I felt so sick last night! Until now actually. I have terrible colds and my head is so painful. I've took some medicine already, maybe that's why I feel so weird now. I'm hungry and yet I'm full. Tired and yet I couldn't catch my sleep. Haiiizzzt!

Nahhh karon... tagam! (^_^)

sMiLe

What is a smile? In dictionaries, it is defined as a facial expression in which the corners of the mouth curve slightly upward, expressing amusement, approval, or joy... a nonverbal way of communicating one's emotions to others. So does smiling really make a difference? Well, when someone gave us a smile, it brought us a sense of relief and made us feel relaxed. The absence of it however made us feel nervous or even rejected.

Indeed smile, when genuine melts away the ice of suspicion and removes tension. It soften hearts frozen of disbelief and mistrust. It brings joy and sunshine to many. It says, "I understand. Don't worry." The appeal of, "I hope we can be friends." This powerful tool can be YOUR smile...

steady..

Good morning! Wheeew..! I haven't updated this blog since monday, though I love to. My life for the past week had been tremendously boring and steady, lol! Everything seems so mellow, wish I'll have a blast. Does it have to do with the weather? Yeah I think so! It's been cold and dark here in my place, plus the internet suckz! Hmmm.. enough of my reasoning. Obviously, there's nothing sensible I can share with you right now. (^_^)

Happy Sunday!

"Titanic 2"...???

I admit, more than 10 years ago I was one of the many millions who fell crazy in love with the movie Titanic. Got depressed with the ending, memorized the movie theme song "my heart will go on," LOL! and became a LEO and KATE fan..hehe! The movie was such a phenomenon, but unlike other box office movies, you won't be expecting a sequel to it definitely!

So imagine my awe when I got to see "Titanic: Two the Surface". The sequel, Leonardo's character Jack Dawson is found frozen among the wreckage of Titanic, where he is brought back to the surface and thawed. He then escapes and is on the run from authorities of New York City looking for Rose, only to find out she's dead.



Yeah great right? But does it sound true? Since I had goosebumps watching the trailer, I really surf it through my reliable sources..hahaha! I totally thought that this was real, until I read all the reviews and landed into this site of beautiful trailer mash-ups,.. All I can say is... "OMG! nicely done huh! infairness... murag tinood! LOL!

Wondering if the movie is real??? Just click it here... (^_^)

sh0w me the beast!

He's deep voice wakes me up every morning from my vivid dreams. He's footsteps disturbs my sanity and takes away the calm within me. I can do nothing about it for we lived in the same brown roof with the rest of the guys. We have nothing in common, except that we're both stubborn. We often argue on things, these and that. I sometimes feel this beast is born to laugh into my ears filling them with tones of mockery and sarcasm. Well, I guess that's how siblings are...lol!

The beast is my older brother. (^_^) We often argue, we always fight. He's born 7 years older than I am, so I guess that's what you call language barrier, hahaha! But my brother is no monster at all. I guess I'm the monster after all! LOL! Now that he's in Cebu, I mean his work demands him to stay there so he's staying there...duh! Meaning, it's party time for me! Just kidding, I'll miss my brother's cunning and annoyance definitely, hehe! But it also means great things, I can go to Cebu anytime I want... yea boy! So see you s00n beast...! See ya bro!